Quote of the day

Old Beer Pong Saying: I game to get my balls wet!

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Vi Veri Universum Vivus Vici

Dont know what it means? Then look it up. You are Illuminati after all, intel is sacred to us.

“People get into a heavy-duty sin and guilt trip, feeling that if things are going wrong, that means that they did something bad and they are being punished. That's not the idea at all. The idea of karma is that you continually get the teachings that you need to open your heart. To the degree that you didn't understand in the past how to stop protecting your soft spot, how to stop armoring your heart, you're given this gift of teachings in the form of your life, to give you everything you need to open further.”
― Pema Chödrön

Ani Pema Chödrön (Deirdre Blomfield-Brown) is an American Buddhist nun in the Tibetan tradition, closely associated with the Kagyu school and the Shambhala lineage.
While in her mid-thirties, she traveled to the French Alps and encountered Lama Chime Rinpoche, with whom she studied for several years. She became a novice nun in 1974 while studying with Lama Chime in London. His Holiness the Sixteenth Karmapa came to England at that time, and Ani Pema received her ordination from him.
Ani Pema first met her root guru, Chögyam Trungpa Rinpoche, in 1972. Lama Chime encouraged her to work with Trungpa, and it was with him that she ultimately made her most profound connection, studying with him from 1974 until his death in 1987. At the request of the Sixteenth Karmapa, she received the full bikshuni ordination in the Chinese lineage of Buddhism in 1981 in Hong Kong.
Ani Pema served as the director of the Karma Dzong, in Boulder, CO, until moving in 1984 to rural Cape Breton, Nova Scotia to be the director of Gampo Abbey. Chögyam Trungpa Rinpoche gave her explicit instructions on establishing this monastery for western monks and nuns.

Endless sky, although not so endless
Limited by what you see
Eternal truth beyond horizons
Out of reach to you and me
Seeking sight to what lies out beyond
Doth bring u glee and trouble
One need only look inside ones self
Let go of your minds rubble

"It is the growing custom to narrow control, concentrate power, disregard and disfranchise the public; and assuming that certain powers by divine right of money-raising or by sheer assumption, have the power to do as they think best without consulting the wisdom of mankind."
W. E. B. Du Bois

I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.

Dave Barry

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin

When A woman says WHAT, it doesnt mean she didnt hear you. She is giving you a chance to change what you said!

"I think pot should be legal. I don't smoke it, but I like the smell of it."
-Andy Warhol

You can lead an ass to water but its still just an ass

SAVE THE RAINFOREST, Wipe ur ass with a spotted owl!

This is still one of my favorite quotes ever:

"That is not dead, which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die." H.P.Lovecraft

How can you kill that which has no life

we cant trust the sword of a thousand truths to a noob! ^^

lol south park ftw

"I feel I must remind you that it is undeniable, and may I say a fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable." Dr. Leonard L. Church from Red versus Blue

"We need to talk in private"
~Maxymillion

lol cas - it's the most feared sentence ingame

"There is no spoon." The little monk kid from the Matrix

The race for quality is neverending..........so its more like a deathmarch.

If you wish me to weep, you must mourn first yourself.
~Horace (65 BC - 8 BC

"Do you know what Jesus said in John chapter 5? He said, “Don’t bring me any trouble, bitch!”" Edel from Black Lagoon

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ~Attributed to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield

"Freedom is something you have to fight for, rather than something you're given. Being free means being prepared to carry that burden." ~Charles Beams from Eureka Seven

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. ~Dave Beard

"Before you criticize someone, you should first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."